i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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