Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
