dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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