dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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