whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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