So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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