There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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