The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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