We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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