This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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