Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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