If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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