my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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