i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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