he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Of course I have a pirate flag
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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