A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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