He is an equal opportunity slut.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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