I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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