If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
the raccoons are back...
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