I accidentally had phone sex last night
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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