I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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