someone owes me an orgasm
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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