so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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