I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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