He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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