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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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