I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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