We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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