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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.

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(970): View more from Colorado

dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..

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(406): View more from Montana

sick fucks of a feather flock together

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(254): View more from Texas

Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table

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(352): View more from Florida

Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."

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(430): View more from Texas

If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Just make sure you put pants on

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....then im not going

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