Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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