Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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