id be glad to
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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