I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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