She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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