Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Don't judge me šš¼ his dick just whispers my name
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
We all love a big dick, but youāre going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar āhow big your dickā
Thatās all Iām saying
Donāt judge me
Some of us donāt have access to dick on a constant basis
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