i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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