just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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