Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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