If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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