BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
