1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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