I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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