Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
