Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
