Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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