He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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