people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
