ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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