Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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