she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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