I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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