oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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